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In this world there are two key demographics you must always aim to please. The first one is important, for it allows you to move onto number two much easier, so pay attention.
First, you must entertain all 18 year olds through 35 year olds.
What better way to entertain then with a bunch of sex jokes and scathing remarks toward our numerous enemies? It has worked for countless others in recent years. But we do it better.
And speaking of doing things better, there is the second key demographic. All women with a pulse. Now...some of you may question the whole 'pulse' issue, and to you, you may go away right now and never watch Team EGO again.
Trey Vincent and Sean Studd were blessed with the gift of incredible looks, great bodies, and not to mention perfect genitalia, all aimed at pleasing every woman on the planet. The ladies look at us and get wet. It's just how it is. We are every ladies orgasm.
We are the reason your girlfriend masturbates when you're not there. We are the reason your wife has a headache. Most of you are the reason why God invented the period. It's not entirely your fault. You've just not been educated. That's why we're here. To help.
But we need pleasure too. Because life isn't all about pleasing women. No, no, no. It's just we have the ability to do it just by our mere presence. If we don't get certain things we desire, well, you're pleasure is gone away. Just like God will send those who don't worship him to Hell, we will send the ladies who don't worship us away to their own hell. A world where they can't touch our bodies. Where all they can do is look at our picture with a little vibrating friend.
What do we desire? Well, there are many things. But there is no denying the art of the threesome. Threesomes make the world come together. Especially the three people involved.
Think about it. There's a lot of hostility in the world today. Just imagine if you gave us one Jewish woman and one Arabic woman. Or, one Swedish woman and one French woman. Or, even better, one Finnish woman and one Dutch woman.
Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm.
Because, let's face it. Everybody is the same once the lights are out, we're naked and have a lot of champagne, caviar and silk ties in the room. We're all equals people. Trey Vincent and Sean Studd, through the art of 169, can sandwich together different cultures. We're playing the part of the meat. Who cares if we're between rye and wheat, white and pumpernickle or Italian and French.
You see, we are the bridge between cultures. We are doing good work. We're making different cultures come together.
Three bodies at a time.
And occasionally three members of the same culture, since there are more Americans around here anyway.
Always remember. God's gift to man was the ability to view lesbian acts. They're even better when they're doing them on top of you. And you can feel the heat intensifying and their bodies shuddering as the intense satisfaction rises to higher and higher levels, until the eventual point of ecstasy.
Ever since we were boys, we dreamed of living this life. And now here it is. Sitting right on our faces.
If there was a pie near you, wouldn't you eat it?
We're just a bit hungrier than most.
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